Not The American Average.

Hi there. My name is John.
I'm 23 years old and born in 1989 on the 12th of December.

Video games are my passion.
I like doing nothing, sleeping, eating and gaming.
I like.. things that would be considered perverted.
Want to know anything else? Drop me a message.

Buy me something from my Amazon Wishlist and I'll love you forever.

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immortal-spud-thief:

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pr3t3nt10us:

wait
are you telling me its candy
with a fuckingtoy inside?!

Oh my god, do Americans actually not have Kinder Surprise Eggs?
WHAT DID YOU BEG YOUR MOTHER TO LET YOU BUY AT THE GROCERY STORE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? They’re seriously the best shit ever!

AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KINDER EGGS????????

They don’t…holy gods…YOU ARE ALL MISSING OUT ON ONE OF THE BEST THINGS EVER!

Is this true? D:

im so glad kayliegh is 300% german
BECAUSE THESE ARE SO FUCKING GOOD

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I’m American and I LOVE these!!! My dad travels for business and always brought them home for me!! 8D
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Someone send me these! I must try them!
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You know what all of you shut your filthy mouths my mom brings these back from Germany (yes she’s a criminal) and I...
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I love these!!!
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Ahem.
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Oh no. Now i really want one.
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I WANT ONE SO BAD.
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KINDER EGGS MORE LIKE HEAVEN
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Excuse me. We have what’s in a wonderball Swerve
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Yep. Europe:1
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My boyfriend is bringing home a box today. One good thing about not living in the USA
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