Not The American Average.





Hi there. My name is John.
I'm 23 years old and born in 1989 on the 12th of December.

Video games are my passion.
I like doing nothing, sleeping, eating and gaming.
I like.. things that would be considered perverted.
Want to know anything else? Drop me a message.



Buy me something from my Amazon Wishlist and I'll love you forever.


I hate my friends

youknowwhat-kissme-cas:

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

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But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

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Cry

but what did your driving instructor say

(via spiritedawaybycalciferstotoro)

mcl0vinit:

as long as you love me

we could be starving

we could be homeless

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(via collide-with-dramatic-machines)

heavenhurtshell:

super-wholock-avengers:

assguardingallday:

mynameisgrey:

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I’M NOT EVEN IN THIS FANDOM AND I’M REBLOGGING THIS

forever reblog

(via sophisticatedwhitetrash)

kev-n:

oceanoforiginalwakefulness:

Brad, Konstantin, Miguel, Marc, Josh and Jenya.

imma need a cold shower after looking at this

I feel that the only ones who’ve taken it too far is Jenya.,

(Source: starstegosaurus)

getoffmybloghoe:

when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just image

(via laghoul)

snizabelle:

theatomicboom:

ok you know what scotland where do you get off having all this cool shit and hot people and kilts and stuff

because look at these fucking things

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THESE ARE FAIRY POOLS, YOU CAN FIND THEM IN THE ISLE OF SKYE AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

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THEY’RE GORGEOUS

SCOTLAND STOP HOLDING OUT ON ME HERE

MOTHERLAND…

That first picture is the worst fucking photoshop, I swear.

(via laghoul)

fandombirthdays:

Happy 54th birthday, Hugh Laurie! (6.11.1959)

(via a-clever-likely)

twataliewild:

HERE.

you know how women say their ovaries explode when something is so gorgeous and shit?

My testicles just exploded.

(via twataliewild)

Anonymous asked: Yes I badly want your dick.


Answer:

Thanks grayface.

Anonymous asked: and now I wait till you make a video of you masturbating


Answer:

Not gonna happen anon.