Not The American Average.





Hi there. My name is John.
I'm 23 years old and born in 1989 on the 12th of December.

Video games are my passion.
I like doing nothing, sleeping, eating and gaming.
I like.. things that would be considered perverted.
Want to know anything else? Drop me a message.



Buy me something from my Amazon Wishlist and I'll love you forever.


holy shit, it’s taking ages to hit lvl 70

kill me now. for fuck sake.

annabellehector:

Butt plug

Seriously, what the fuck is this from?

(Source: exploitastic, via oldirtyhank)

nayx:

making my way downtown oh my fucking god where am i

(via thisismylife-thestorybegins)

fasterfood:

a white girl is lost in the woods and is about to be attacked by a bear. “why cant we all just be friends, bullying is so stupid, stop bullying <3” she says to it. the bear stops. he is confused. how the hell did she just say <3 out loud

(via thisismylife-thestorybegins)

deathmetalslut:

the only “b” word u should call a girl is bagel 

(via thisismylife-thestorybegins)

suntoobrightinherlosingeyes:

futurastic:

UNLOCKING THE TRUTH  is two sixth-grade metalheads from Flatbush, Brooklyn

so good

(via oldirtyhank)

luigivanpeebles:

rabioheab:

instead of sending me nudes, send me photos of you wearing so many layers of clothes that you can’t even move 

image

(via captain-kalpleri)

i loooove me a bit of jack daniels.

makes me feel goooood.