holy shit, it's taking ages to hit lvl 70
kill me now. for fuck sake.
June 2013
nayx:
making my way downtown oh my fucking god where am i
a white girl is lost in the woods and is about to be attacked by a bear. “why cant we all just be friends, bullying is so stupid, stop bullying <3” she says to it. the bear stops. he is confused. how the hell did she just say <3 out loud
the only “b” word u should call a girl is bagel
instead of sending me nudes, send me photos of you wearing so many layers of clothes that you can’t even move
i loooove me a bit of jack daniels.
makes me feel goooood.
my dick has a lot in common with the sun
nobody likes looking directly at it?
It gives people cancer?
woAh woah woah
I’m sorry but nothing amuses me as much as Colin Firth And Hugh Grant in an awkward British fist fight.
Someone’s watching Bridget Jones Diary.
Listen
nugger
it took 15 minutes to compose myself enough to reblog this you don’t understand
who remembers bettyspaghetty
unrealistic expectations for the female body
Knees weak arms spaghetti
Studies say that 1 in 10 household items are gay
hey what do boners feel like
spread your legs and I’ll show you
Everybody record the moment when a tumblr user ACTUALLY gets close to getting laid
RIPS SHIRT OFF TALK TO ME ABOUT VIDEO GAMES
- 1: Do you try to stay away from walkthroughs?
- 2: Company you're always loyal to?
- 3: Best game you've ever played?
- 4: Worst game you've ever played?
- 5: A popular series/game you just can't get into no matter how much you try?
- 6: A game that's changed you the most?
- 7: A game you'll never forget?
- 8: Best soundtrack?
- 9: A game you turn your volume off every time you play it?
- 10: A game you've completely given up on?
- 11: Hardest game you've played?
- 12: Shortest time you've beaten a game in?
- 13: A game you were the most excited for when it wasn't released yet?
- 14: A game you think would be cool if it had voice acting?
- 15: Which two games do you think would make an awesome crossover?
- 16: Character you've hated most? From what game?
- 17: What game do you never tell people you play?
- 18: A game you wish your friends knew about?
- 19: Which game do you think deserves a revival?
- 20: What was the first video game you ever played?
- 21: How old were you when you first played a video game?
- 22: If you could immerse yourself in any game for one day, which game would it be? What would you do?
- 23: Biggest disappointment you've had in gaming?
- 24: Casual, Hardcore, or in the middle?
- 25: Be honest; have you ever used cheats (like ActionReplay or Gameshark)?
- 26: Handheld or console?
- 27: Has there ever been a moment that has made you cry?
- 28: Which character's clothes do you wish you owned the most?
- 29: Which is more important, gameplay or story?
- 30: A game that hasn't been localized in your country that you think should be localized?
Oh that’s such a cute bra
THAT I CAN’T HAVE BECAUSE MY TITS ARE TOO BIG.
If you like. I can be your personal bra.
I provide many functions, push up, sports, supporting
*gives people advice when i cant even handle my own problems*
Nyan Cat the Movie
Nyan Cat, performed by an orchestra.
You do not even understand the joy I am feeling. I am grinning stupidly in the middle of my living room and I have no idea why. This song…THIS SONG.
well
I love this to pieces. And now that I think of it, it’d make a great ringtone…
asdfasfd I have so much appreciation for the woodwind players cause THOSE SIXTEENTH NOTES. Such a pain for your fingers
and your tongue to articulate all that./deadDAMN THIS SOUNDS SO GOOD IT COULD FITT INTO ONE OF HAYAO MIYAZAKI MOVIES OR SOME SHIT
THEY COULDNBE DOUBLE-TONGUING FOR ALL YOU KNOW
HOLY SHIT
do this yo
- ♂ = I am a boy who has a crush on you
- ♀ = I am a girl who has a crush on you
- * = just delete your tumblr already
- æ = Post a picture of yourself
- $ = You’re awesome
- # = I love your blog
- @ = You’re beautiful
- + = i hate you.
- % = You’re ugly
- <3 = I want to fuck you
- & = I wish we were close
- ~ = I wish we were friends in real life
- ? = I relate to a lot of the same things you go through
- ! = You inspire me